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2012

by Wrong Hole

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The Bravadours
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The Bravadours Been listening to this nonstop lately. I can't believe all the shit I've got done! #wronghole #studyaid #motherlittlehelper #superhuman #adhdcomesthroughthemusicnick :D #hahaha Favorite track: I Love Opulence.
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Here is twenty thousand bucks I got a car What the fuck is that I know that it rolls I know it has lights Is it made of teeth I miss my trike What is a car? Is it a man? Is it a machine? What is a motor vehicle? Is it dirty? Is it clean? Did I mention I have low IQ? Did not even go high school But I know my rights And I have a right to learn What is a car It is not a trolley I don’t think a truck It’s not for playing volleyball No wheels, you are stuck It is not a toy It is more than a toy It’s not inexpensive I think it is sexual
2.
HDTV 02:24
Television mind control But is better with with more colours Like pink and blue and green and purple Internet is Google Netflix And many other aspects I urge you to give it props Steve Jobs, RIP HDTV Ernest Hemingway HDTV But this is not about internet This is about having a nice screen Look at “The Scream” onscreen and SCREAM Characters used to be blurry TV weather was snow flurry I want resolution I got revolution George Washington & me Thomas Jefferson & me George Harrison & me War of 1812 & me HDTV Have a nice time DVDs Too many quality pixels Video of A Perfect Circle Check the first letter of every line I spelled HDTV I smell HDTV Je m’appelle HDTV Je t’adore HDTV Je t’aime HDTV Why move backwards? HDTV
3.
Got A Cold 02:18
I GOTTA COLD Stuffed nose is wasting tissues Green phlegm all over sink Having lots of sniffles Mucous on my dink I got a cold Oh no I got a cold I know that it’s important To attend your graduation Because you are my son But I have a sneeze situation I got a Cold… I just got the test It’s not a cold at all They checked out my blood It turns out I’m cool
4.
Dogs 03:38
So many dogs in this bar This is not legal at all That’s not a beagle at all It is a hungry pitbull This is ruff There are some dog rumors I want to clear up For instance did you know they cannot talk The only noise they make is bark Off to the park It is good to have dogs Responsibility, reciprocity Go on airplane for velocity Don't crate your dog Dogs should go to dog park responsibility and open air It's a dog barbershop dog hair everywhere another rumour about dogs is that they protect and serve Dogs are not police if they say that then you know they are a liar It is good to have dogs
5.
I can’t wait to have kids Those kids can’t wait to have kids I have so many kids I am probably grandparent I wanna b a grandparent I want 2 have legacy I wanna b a grandparent They will fight over my $$$ Tonight They will take care of me When I am Infirm Wipe me down with sponges that is a fact I can confirm I wanna be a grandparent... I am a rich billionaire Work so hard get where I am I am a gagillionaire Dick don't work so I am sad
6.
Jake 02:15
Jake is the name of my fantasy friend We travel the world until my life’s end And that’s not all We have a ball Me and also jake Something about jake He likes to bake Order a cake For you he’ll bake a cake What does it take for jake to bake a cake Fifteen hundred dollars Give the money to me I am Jakes broker He will spend it on weed He is a toker Ch We like to watch shrek Movie for ogres I make wear spike leather choker Heath ledger was excellent joker He passed away in Saratoga Ch JAKE
7.
I LOVE OPULENCE I am in my mansion I am in my yacht Picture of me in dictionary under ‘have’ You are under ‘not’ I love opulence I love it Put on my fur coat Put on my fur hat It feels nice What do you think of that? Ch I love opulence Opulence, it loves me back I love diamonds I love taking caviar baths I love opulence I love it
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What Is Math 03:21

about

Debut album from Wrong Hole, drum machine.synth.idiotiq band from Nick Flanagan(Brutal Knights, standup comedian), Andrew Moszynski(Deadly Snakes, Quest For Fire, Comet Control) and Jon Schouten(Teenanger, Telephone Explosion Records)
this is music for a new age of lowered IQs and heightened expectations.
Read lyrics here:
nickflanagan.tumblr.com/post/89981990345/wrong-hole-lyryx

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released July 3, 2014

The 2112 tribute cover was illustrated by Emily Bitze and the back cover photo was taken by JR Jensen. Sleeve design by
Tobin Reid. Recorded in winter 2013 at Stustustudio in Toronto, mixed by Jon Schouten at Rising Fun, and mastered by Steve Sidoli.

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Wrong Hole Toronto, Ontario

Wrong Hole started with Andrew and Nick trying to start a two piece because they wanted the option of taking the bus to shows. Soon after, Jon joined and now they sound like what they're supposed to: a scientifically sloppy and idiotic grouping of fun noises. Debut LP "2012" out on Pleasence in North America and P-Trash/Cut The Cord/Prugelprinz in Europe.
Photo by JR Jansen
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